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Jasmine. (macchiato)  

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Fawny Stoof!

Journal Entry: Sun Apr 13, 2008, 11:03 PM
  • Mood: Lmao
  • Listening to: Death Cab for Cutie
OKAY.
I just think that this video is hilarious!

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:)

OH and so is this:

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Enjoy!

<3

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 17
  • Current Residence: Sunny, California.
  • Interests: Sliders.
  • Favourite movie: Pulp Fiction.
  • Favourite band or musician: e v e r y t h a n g
  • Favourite genre of music: Alternative Indie.
  • Favourite artist: Countless.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Stephenie Meyer.
  • Favourite photographer: gilad.
  • Favourite style or digital art: Original/Simple.
  • Operating System: pencil/PRiSMAcolor/Sony Cybershot
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod.
  • Shell of choice: Conch.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Antique Prints.
  • Skin of choice: Faux Zebra.
  • Favourite game: Love.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Wii
  • Favourite cartoon character: Popeye!
  • Personal Quote: SMD!
  • Tools of the Trade: Nailgun!

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Devious Comments

~Mock-E-auto:iconMock-E-auto: 3 days 15 hours ago
totototally duddde

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xox Mach.
~SeanPMcCormick:iconSeanPMcCormick: 4 days 9 hours ago
does it have something to do with playing leapfrog with unicorns? xD

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"Life's a garden. Dig it."
~Mock-E-auto:iconMock-E-auto: 4 days 11 hours ago
lol it's not my number but you should call it. i'm sure i've already told you about that number b4

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xox Mach.
~SeanPMcCormick:iconSeanPMcCormick: 4 days 13 hours ago
kinda doubt that that's it, but even then idk what i would do with it now

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"Life's a garden. Dig it."
~Mock-E-auto:iconMock-E-auto: 5 days 9 hours ago
408-236-2060

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xox Mach.
~SeanPMcCormick:iconSeanPMcCormick: Apr 28, 2008, 4:14:01 PM
trippin ovah the fact that u so fineee

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"Life's a garden. Dig it."
~Mock-E-auto:iconMock-E-auto: Apr 27, 2008, 10:59:26 PM
Playa you trippin'

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xox Mach.
~SeanPMcCormick:iconSeanPMcCormick: Apr 27, 2008, 2:33:32 PM
Yeah yeah thats cool, thats cool

so CAN I HAVE YO NUMBA
CAN I HAVE IT
CAN I HAVE IT
CAN I HAVE IT
*sniff sniff*
can i have it?

*stare*

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"Life's a garden. Dig it."
~Mock-E-auto:iconMock-E-auto: Apr 27, 2008, 10:24:24 AM
BAHAHAH ROFL <3 u

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xox Mach.
~SeanPMcCormick:iconSeanPMcCormick: Apr 20, 2008, 7:16:32 PM Mood: Amazed
So, uh, so listen, CA’I HAVE YO NUMBA? Could I have it? Could I have it? Could I please receive the secret code that if entered telephonically it will pass me through to you which means it will be your beautiful ass numba?

Oh and uhh, yeah, I just wanna let you know the back of your head IS RIDICULOUS! :o

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"Life's a garden. Dig it."
~xoxbabii-nisee:iconxoxbabii-nisee: Apr 14, 2008, 1:23:10 PM
im superstitious. hehe u can delete this










I am taking the bait -
What do I have to lose right?

















Hope it works!

















Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.

















Just read the little stories and
Think of a wish as you scroll all
The way to the bottom. There is
A message there - then make your
Wish.















No attachment on this one.


!













Stories

















I'm 13 years old, and I wished
That my dad would come home from
The army, because he'd been having
Problems with his heart and right
Leg It was 2:53 p .m.. When I made
My wish. At 3: 07 PM . (14 minutes
Later), the doorbell rang, and
There my Dad was, luggage and all!!





I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
Having trouble in my job and on the
Verge of quitting. I made a simple
Wish that my boss would get a new
Job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
There was an announcement that he
Was promoted and was leaving for
Another city. Believe me...this
Really works!!!









My name is Ann and I am 45 years
Of age. I had always been single
And had been hoping to get into a
Nice, loving relationship for many
Years. While kind of daydreaming(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
Finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
A FedEx delivery man came into my
Office.He was cute, polite and
Could not stop smiling at me. He
Started coming back almost everyday(even without packages) and asked me
Out a week later . We married 6
Months later and now have been
Happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

















Just scroll down to the end, but
While you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
Scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
Number of minutes it will take for your
Wish to come true. Ex.you are 25 years
Old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
To come true).
















However, if you don't send this to
People in 5 minutes, you will have bad
Luck for years!!

Go for it!!!
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SCROLL DOWN!!!!
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STOP!!!
Congratulations!!! Your wish will
Now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully....it
Can be very rewarding!!!!

If you send this to 10 more
People, other than the 5 that you
Already have to send to, something
Major that you've been wanting
Will happen.

Message: This is scary!

The phone will ring right after
You do this!
Reply

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me: perfect makes practice
kristen: YOU DYSLEXIC FREAK!
me: well FcuK YuO!

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~SeanPMcCormick:iconSeanPMcCormick: Apr 5, 2008, 1:29:03 PM
I know hehe =P

But damn. It's like a soap in the form of a song! The writer is pretty talented

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"Life's a garden. Dig it."
~Mock-E-auto:iconMock-E-auto: Apr 5, 2008, 10:47:17 AM
yea :(
its a good song though
makes me emotional

it's my imogen heap
lol
speak for urself is the album :P

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xox Mach.
~SeanPMcCormick:iconSeanPMcCormick: Apr 4, 2008, 4:12:46 PM
it sounds really sad though.. the end of it

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"Life's a garden. Dig it."
~SeanPMcCormick:iconSeanPMcCormick: Apr 4, 2008, 4:02:51 PM
<3 it is

ily

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"Life's a garden. Dig it."
~Mock-E-auto:iconMock-E-auto: Apr 4, 2008, 3:50:48 PM
:)
thanks bby

The Moment I Said it by Speak for Yourself

amazing song.

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xox Mach.
~SeanPMcCormick:iconSeanPMcCormick: Apr 4, 2008, 3:06:16 AM
"tools of the trade: V"

heehee

"interests: sliders"

lmao

You are awesome

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"Life's a garden. Dig it."
~Mock-E-auto:iconMock-E-auto: Apr 4, 2008, 2:58:23 AM
thought so.

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xox Mach.
~SeanPMcCormick:iconSeanPMcCormick: Apr 4, 2008, 2:57:20 AM
i could tell what it meant :3

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"Life's a garden. Dig it."
~Mock-E-auto:iconMock-E-auto: Apr 4, 2008, 2:54:43 AM
I knew it was too good to be true!

ahhaa.
did you even look up with the last sentence I wrote meant?

or could u decipher it?

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xox Mach.
~SeanPMcCormick:iconSeanPMcCormick: Apr 4, 2008, 2:53:13 AM
you caught me D: lol

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"Life's a garden. Dig it."
~Mock-E-auto:iconMock-E-auto: Apr 4, 2008, 2:51:27 AM
Bonne utilisation de l'Internet.

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xox Mach.
~SeanPMcCormick:iconSeanPMcCormick: Apr 4, 2008, 2:43:04 AM
Oui ! J'ai appris le français si je peux vous parler dans une façon qui excite !

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"Life's a garden. Dig it."
~Mock-E-auto:iconMock-E-auto: Apr 4, 2008, 1:00:58 AM
Whoa whoa!

What's this!?

:O

bilingual!

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xox Mach.
~SeanPMcCormick:iconSeanPMcCormick: Mar 24, 2008, 11:02:32 PM
Je vous aime avec passion. Je veux être avec vous à jamais. Condamner, le français excite !

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"Life's a garden. Dig it."